Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Customer Care

Hello, and welcome to a guide to Fox Rent A Car's customer care policies.  This helpful guide will help clarify Fox Rent A Car's position as it regards the customer, here after referred to as the credit card holder.
You may dial (toll-free) the Service Desk at 1-800-225-4369, Ext. 9, if you would like to hear your phone ring in perpetuity.  If you would like to actually to speak to a person, or even get an automated recording, your chances will be greatly enhanced by simply dialing seven randomly chosen numbers.  Alternatively, Fox Rent A Car has an e-mail address, although I don't want to waste bandwidth that would be more usefully dedicated to a meme depicting kittens looking cute.
At this point I'd like to say "Thank you," and "Goodbye."